Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?Patient: Doctor saheb॥ Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai।Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ?Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.Doctor: Kyon ?Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise houngaDoctor : Abe teri ....